Take up arms!

Defend yourself from the unending swarms of enemies with the power of Dave. Upgrade this nondescript and, let's face it, talentless human with the power of meaningful employment! From Pizza Delivery Guy to Surgeon, the more hats your Dave can wear (not literally) atop his bald crown, the stronger he'll get.

Controls:

WASD - Move

E - Interact

MOUSE - Select upgrades

ESC - Exit upgrade screens